if you make my best friend sad there is 100% chance i’m going to kill you.
The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each
Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit
I’m fuCkING SCREAMING